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April 7th
Heaven is totally overrated. It seems boring. Clouds, listening to people play the harp. It should be somewhere you can’t wait to go, like a luxury hotel. Maybe blue skies and soft music were enough to keep people in line in the 17th century, but Heaven has to step it up a bit. They’re basically getting by because they only have to be better than Hell.
–Joel Stein, Los Angeles Times columnist, via a Starbucks cup (#230), who once reflected on his cup-writing experience
